Austan. 18. Lone Star State. United States Air Force.

 

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: drarna)

a-sphodel:

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

i have been laughIGN AT THIS GIF FOR SEVENTY TWO DAYS AND FOUR HOURS

a-sphodel:

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

i have been laughIGN AT THIS GIF FOR SEVENTY TWO DAYS AND FOUR HOURS

(Source: pleatedjeans)

christian-athlete:

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

Much appreciated, thank you. 

(Source: grimyboy)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”